The C Days of Y2K Performed at LISA 1999 / Seattle, Washington by sing; sing; halt: Michael J. Bauer, Adam Hirsch, Kit, Phil Kizer, Jon Kuroda, Kendall Libby, Lamont Lucas, Matt Pounsett, and Chad Robinson. On the first day of Y2K, my server said to me: It's January, 1970. On the second day of Y2K, my server said to me: /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the third day of Y2K, my server said to me: stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the fourth day of Y2K, my server said to me: hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the fifth day of Y2K, my server said to me: no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the sixth day of Y2K, my server said to me: bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the seventh day of Y2K, my server said to me: can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the eighth day of Y2K, my server said to me: panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the ninth day of Y2K, my server said to me: can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the A day of Y2K, my server said to me: out of ttys, can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the B day of Y2K, my server said to me: enter system password, out of ttys, can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. On the C day of Y2K, my server said to me: ok enter system password, out of ttys, can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970. Also see Steve VanDevender's contribution posted to alt.sysadmin.recovery.